(The Customer is) NotAlwaysRight.com – Getting to the Root of the Problem

(The Customer is) NotAlwaysRight.com is one of my favorite blogs. Since I’m also a huge Legally Blonde fan, this one cracked me up!

Getting To The Root Of The Problem

Theater | Phoenix, AZ, USA

(I am selling souvenir programs and backpacks for Legally Blonde: The Musical in the lobby. The customer I’m talking to is a brunette; so am I.)

Me: “Would you like a souvenir program?”

Customer: “But you’re not blond.”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am? Would you like a program?”

Customer: “This is Legally Blonde! You should be blond.”

Me: *thinking she’s joking* “You know, it’s funny…I was blond for six months and just dyed my hair back to my natural color before I found out this show was coming.”

Customer: *completely serious* “But you are not blond!”

Me: “No ma’am, I am not.”

Customer: “Why would they let you sell things for the show when you are not blond?”

…go read the rest of this little exchange on NotAlwaysRight.com.

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